Say something about gay babies.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
i out mim tonsoeep
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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