It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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