We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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