One girl and one boy is just not enough.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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