She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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