walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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