After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
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