I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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