Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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