Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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