all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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