my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Randomize
