that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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