My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize