How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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