No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
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