loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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