Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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