i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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