apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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