absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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