Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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