When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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