yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
