why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize