brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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