i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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