Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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