I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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