And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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