And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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