Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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