The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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