i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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