No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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