you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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