goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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