I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
