i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
How are you feeling?
Hungover as shit. Someone just knocked on my window to make sure I was alive. I have been sleeping in the drivers seat for an hour parked outside my store. That is how okay I am.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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