whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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