i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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