I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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