Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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