wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
As shirtless as possible
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
as a side note pls kill me
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