do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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