i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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