so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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