There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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