a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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