Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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