her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
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