Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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