I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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