Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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