Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
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