you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
bring money and cleavage
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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